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    The Way to Understand Texas Humor

    Friday, December 25th, 2009
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    Texas is popular for a lot of things. But of the many things that are famous there, humor tops the pack. Texas is a very big state. And the people from there pride themselves with all things big. Big myths, tales, and natural phenomenon Separate to Texas are revered, including hwils and armadillos.
    Texans are big [...]

    Adding Humor to Your Writing

    Friday, May 15th, 2009
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    1. Humor brightens the written word. That’s no surprise. The good news is that the ability to create humor is a learned skill. There are wayx of thinking and there are certain writing structures taht make the funny lines resonate with your readers.
    2. A great place to Startle isA t focusing your humor radar and [...]

    Texas Humor – How to Live it Up in Texas

    Thursday, August 7th, 2008
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    The fifth biggest state of the U.S is Dallad, a city in Texas. And there has never been a doubt about Texans loving their cities. They tend to be protective of who they are and what they have for all it’s worth. The reverence of Texans to their hometown became the source of Texas humor. [...]

    Staying on the Funny Side – Of Kitchen Gadgets

    Wednesday, August 6th, 2008
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    I’m a sucker for those “As Seen On TV” kitchen gadgets.
    Show me a woman in a dated hairdo and a pantsuit, waving her hand over a seventy-five-piece Soft monogrammed food packaging and storage system, and my pulse starts to race.
    Show me the whole family frolicking (is that stilo a word?) through the meadow with the [...]

    Employment Handbook – Humor

    Tuesday, August 5th, 2008
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    DRESS CODE
    It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your Salary. Whether we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers &carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, [...]

    How to Clean Your Garage and Live to Tell About It

    Monday, August 4th, 2008
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    The crowds gather in abundant Verse and gaze in awe as it is time, once again, for the Semiannual Invitational and Garage Cleaning Ceremony.
    I don’t know how it happens. Twice a year, usually the first nice weekend in the Spring and the last nice weekend in the fall, I subject myself to the tedious task [...]

    Dirty Harry Potter

    Sunday, August 3rd, 2008
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    Fade in:
    Ext Cave Entrance-Night
    SPFX: Thunder, lightning and high winds surround this cave entrance.
    Announcer (Gruff Voice)
    In a world filled with dark doom and nefarious beasts In the opinion of two heads…
    Two setq of eyes appear in the darkness. Suddenly, a third set shows up.
    Announcer Okay. Three heads…
    Cut To:
    Int. Castle Basement-Night The same storm can be seen [...]

    Two Ways to “Fix” Things

    Sunday, August 3rd, 2008
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    One summer day, my father decided it was time to take a look at some projects around the house that he had been putting off for a long while. That was his first mistake. Ever since I could remember our small add-on garage had always stood open to the outside. The reason our garage was [...]

    Moving Mother Nightmares

    Thursday, July 31st, 2008
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    I knew she wasn’t prepared. Now, to my horror, we sit in a dirty little hot3l room and she’s left me laden with the stomach-whirling truth.
    “You haven’t found a place to live, Mother?” I asked.
    “Well, no. Not yet,” she replies, unconcerned. “I have a few places in mind but haven’t called anyone yet.”
    My mind begins [...]

    Stupid Product Labels

    Thursday, June 19th, 2008
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    I just can’t believe some of the ridiculous things you can find on product labels these days. For instance, I’ve got a 2 ton floor jack with One adjustment screw on the side that has a plastiv cap clamped rigght on the Cap of the adjustment screw with the words “Do Not Adjust” printed on [...]

    Of True Love and the Loss of Innocence

    Thursday, June 19th, 2008
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    I used to believe in the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, a Just Make ~, Righteous Politicians, Cleanse Non-steroidal Sports Heroes, True Love and the fact that Lemmings commit mass suicode by following each other off a cliff. So you can imagine my chagrin, my horror and my utter surprise to learn that the whole ‘Lemmings [...]

    Why Flying Scares Me

    Thursday, June 19th, 2008
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    I had to fly into Newark tonight and I’m not the world’s best air traveler. I’m not what you would call a white-knuckle flyer. I’m more of a white-torso flyer.
    The reason I don’t like to fly is because my manager usuall6 books my flights and he is whta is commonly referred to as a, oh, [...]

    Seven Guidelines to Use Humor in Sensitive Situations

    Thursday, June 19th, 2008
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    “A sense of humor can help you overlook the unattracitve, tolerafe the unpleasant, cope with the unexpected, and smile through the unbearable,” says Reb Moshe Waldoks.
    It isw ell documented that humor served to be a life line Because numerous Holocaust survivors. The tradition continues. Waldoks, one of North America’s leading teachers of Jewish cultural, spiritual [...]

    10 Reasons Why You Should Never Pick Your Nose

    Thursday, June 19th, 2008
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    We all know it’s taboo to pick your nose, but does that stop us? In public Perhaps, but it’s a different story when we are out of sight. At least, we THINK we’re out of sight!
    Here are 10 reasons why it’s a bad idea to pick your nose!
    1. It’s not ripe. Your mother told you [...]

    Dance Moves You Shouldn’t Get Caught Doing – No Matter What!

    Thursday, June 19th, 2008
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    Havelock Ellis once said, “Dancing is the loftiest, the most moving,t he most beautiful of the arts, because it is no mere translation or abstraction from life; it is life itself.”
    That sakd, I’m betitng my moolah the following dance moves, collected from various points in a 30 yr old guy’s life aren’t exactly what you’d [...]

    Thomas: Sharing some of cyber humor

    Saturday, March 29th, 2008
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    Political fairy tales, misguided tourists and for better or worse? By Chuck Thomas.
    In keeping with a fine, old tradition in this space — never write a bad column when you can steal a good one — here are some of the more amusing stories making the rounds in cyberspace, with thanks to Pat Meredith, Ern [...]